Alcoholics Anonymous

wallsal55 · wallsal55

Well, it's that time of year again...New Year's resolutions. ha,ha. I have been telling myself I have these teeny, tiny goals I want to set, really tiny ones, not too difficult. I don't know, I don't know if my HP chuckles or frowns, and says "You have more Footwork to do".&n...

Phil · Phil

Commitment phobia – this is the fear and avoidance of having to commit to anything, but especially relationships. It can express itself in all kinds of different ways, but typically sufferers may exhibit any of these: Being overly critical of the other partner in the relationship, and/...

elizabeth · elizabeth

Expectations can cause havoc in our daily living. We all have a basic right to be treated with dignity and respect, but that doesn't mean life will always go our way. The twists and turns of life often carry us up rivers of disappointment to shores we never chose to visit. Facing life as fully involved tr...

Phil · Phil

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Have a nice night Guys.

wallsal55 · wallsal55

Must Say, I am Soooo Tired today. I think the whole month of December has caught up with me Today! Pooped! Practicing H.A.L.T. all day today. Have a few sniffles to treat with some potato soup, and broth. Munching on crackers to settle my tum. (Ev...

Nic · Nic

How's it going over there? You have been in my thoughts.

Phil · Phil

Well Guys!! did we all get through the weekend ok? Amanda. good to hear your back on track. Some days I wonder what that is. Emotional balance they say.:) Busbe. I have all the answers. I just hafta matchem up with the questions.(Smile) I do know that we hafta take care of US first. And in tur...

elizabeth · elizabeth

Today I had a MountainWings Moment: My husband and I got into an argument on the way home from shopping today. When we got home I went into the bedroom to be alone because that's what I like to do when I'm mad. My daughter (who just turned four two weeks ago) came into the bedroom after me and said, "Mo...

Busbe · Busbe

I dont know how to start this but Im going to try to explain...My husbands alcoholic brother called which I had a feeling he would today havent heard from him for a year except for the card they sent to let us know they know about our grandson which I sent a christmas letter to the daughter of husband...

elizabeth · elizabeth

AA Thought for the Day (courtesy AAOnline.net) December 18, 2004 Depression During acute depression, avoid trying to set your whole life in order all at once. If you take on assignments so heavy that you are sure to fail in them . . . then you are allowing yourself to be tricked by your unconsci...

elizabeth · elizabeth

NATIVE AMERICAN CODE OF ETHICS 1. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if you only speak. 2. Be tolerant of those who are lost on their path. Ignorance, conceit, anger, jealousy and greed stem from a lost soul. Pray that they will find guidance. 3. Searc...

Phil · Phil

Some time ago a man punished his 5-year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her fat...

burt · burt

Here is a picture of a guy who had been balding 22 years and is now growing hair. He lives in S.F. his "before shots" are on the website. He is 48 years old. This is all new hair grown over the last 5 months from scalp that had been bald for 22 years. http://www.rk19.com/RKResults.html [img...

Nic · Nic

Hi All - Over this side, Christmas is winding to an end. There are sneaky bits of gift wrap still sneaking out from under couches and cupboards, despite the fact I keep putting them into the bin...the kids have test run every new toy, dvd and peice of technology and have headed to bed pleasantly ex...

Cabbageheadchris · Cabbageheadchris

Good morning all. Hope you have a great day today. I've just crawled out of bed after a hectic night with my womans entire family at the house (all 30 of them, the house just isn't big enough). It's 10:44 AM and I need a drink, a large strong one, probably about a pint, just to start the day. Obvio...

Phil · Phil

Bored hu? Well-Ile share a few things with yu Stan, my man. Over the past year, Ive gone through Luekemia and Chemo treatments. Ide rather be sober and bored. My marriage went for a crap. Ide rather be sober and bored Was in a deep depression for 10 months and suicidal Ide... >

amanda2u2 · amanda2u2

A good thing about AA is that the people support the good efforts of those who are sincerely trying, even if they fall. Yesterday I went to a meeting after I had drunk some wine, and didn't know where to go from there... I went to the meeting, and they welcomed me... they didn't shun me, or jud...

lady_ladonna_1 · lady_ladonna_1

I went to visit my (ex) husband this past Sunday at the nursing home he is staying at. I don't know how many of you have experienced seeing someone dying with liver failure (Cirrhosis of the Liver) but it is heartbreaking. He is disoriented, cripple up with his hands and arms, can barely walk with his wal...

amanda2u2 · amanda2u2

My weekend ended up one of the best ever. I am soooo grateful for the 12 Step recovery programs and people. Thank you , Phil,,, for the support. Thank you, Jesus, my Higher Power. I rearranged my schedule for today,,,, and it turned out just the way my Higher Power wanted it. Inste...

GammyRose · GammyRose

Just stopping in to wish all a Merry Christmas and a blessed sober day. I have the ham in the oven and another cup of tea in hand. I was surprised by my 18 year old last night who got off work at 8 pm and drove the 100 miles home on very icy roads, those angels were with him. He said the first bridge he drove on was a...

Phil · Phil

Final Call at wishing you all a good Weekend with love. Damned Chicken just escaped outa the oven, crashed through the door, and is runnin down the highway. Somebody call the fire department QUICK!! Smoke all over the place!!! Next time Ile get a ham!!! Jeeeesus!!! Ile Catch the sucker!...

stancamden · stancamden

A very merry (sorry sober) Crimbo to everyone. This has certainly been the least fun of any xmas eve I can remember. The highlight was going to bed for a couple of hours this evening because I was so bored and there was nothing to do. If I was less determined I would have owned up to having made a hor...

Phil · Phil

"If one isnt grateful for being sober today--maybe one hasnt done enough research yet. It is unfortunate that some of us play with fire until we are burnt to a crisp, and finally accept Step One,---- and continue to do Simply, what is suggested in the program of Alcoholics Anonymous. I played...

Phil · Phil

We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, Why did this happen to me? unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way. --Philip S. Bernstein All of us have reasons to be grateful. Usually, the word implies we have received something. We often think of gratitude as that warm feelin...

amanda2u2 · amanda2u2

I , for one, am having a terribly hard time. Even with the tips... it seems like everything that could sabotage my holiday is happening. I even tried drinking, and only got maudlin. I am out of commission for now. amanda

Phil · Phil

Just taking a minute to wish each and every one of you a sober serene weekend. And I wish you that, with love and gratitude from my heart. Onward Ho! with God as we understand Him--one day at a time, one minute at a time, one moment at a time. Live today to the fullest. There will come a day w...

Phil · Phil

Getting Through the Holidays For some, the sights, signs, and smells of the holidays bring joy and a warm feeling. But, while others are joyously diving into the season, some of us are dipping into conflict, guilt, and a sense of loss. We read articles on how to enjoy the holidays, we read abou...

Phil · Phil

Was reading one of your posts from below Stan. I wish to pass on to you buddy that you are not alone, even tho you might think you are. I was a loner when I came to AA. Thought it was religious also, and thought that I wasnt accepted. Found out that religion had nothing to do with it. Its just a spiritu...

Phil · Phil

Conduct During the Holiday Season... Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden. (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.) Rental cars are not to b...

Phil · Phil

Keep your recovery First to make it Last. --Anonymous We all encounter places, people, and times of the year, which trigger memories of our old lifestyle, pleasant or painful events. Holidays and family gatherings may be especially stressful times for us. There have always been a lot of...

Cabbageheadchris · Cabbageheadchris

Good morning all. Last night I went to see a great band from 15-20 years ago called the Pogues (Irish music) The lead singer staggered onto stage holding a litre bottle of whisky, hardly able to speak let alone sing. He just about managed the whole show without falling over, or breaki...

GammyRose · GammyRose

Just having that first cup of tea,and trying to keep warm. I've been reading the board the last few days but I've not been feeling well, so just doing the bare necessities. I've been going to meetings, reading AA literature, and getting ready for Christmas.I will chair the AA meeting tonight,I know qu...

Busbe · Busbe

I need something else explained to me about the alcoholics. We havent heard from them since Christmas last year which was a bs letter they were trying to move in with us and I didnt answer...We get this Christmas letter from a neice of my husbands I sent a christmas letter to her knowing she would l...

Busbe · Busbe

Christmas Bah humbug lol

Phil · Phil

Holiday Triggers One year, when I was a child, my father got drunk and violent at Christmas. I had just unwrapped a present, a bottle of hand lotion, when he exploded in an alcoholic rage. Our Christmas was disrupted. It was terrible. It was frightening for the whole family. Now, thirty-five year...

stancamden · stancamden

1. Its worse for the troops in Iraq 2. Blunkett has gone 3........

Kendall · Kendall

We had it all set up for this past Saturday. It was an "open" meeting so that my husband could go with me and it was a meeting specifically for beginners. I have a 16 month old daughter so we had to arrange a baby-sitter without revealing where we were going. The only babysitter we have is my cousin and the me...

Phil · Phil

Welcome to the board Stan. Couldnt help but reply to your post about being happy at Christmas when drinking. "H" I cant remember any. (Smiles) I was the one who stayed up all night and played Santa Clause, by myself. Gave the cookies and milk to the dog and cat--and emptied every bottle in the house, that...

Phil · Phil

This will warm your heart...just when you lost faith in human kindness: Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Hudson, Florida forwarded the following letter. This letter was sent to the principal's office after the school sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credi...

Busbe · Busbe

I need to apoligize for my message earliler about what the outlaws wrote I missed the top of the card which said hope u have a merry Christmas so after I read it again it didnt sound as bad as the first sorry I have to eat crow Busbe

amanda2u2 · amanda2u2

Happy Hannukah

stancamden · stancamden

This skeleton goes into a pub and asks for a pint of lager. A minite later he asks the barman for a bucket and mop.

Phil · Phil

Psychological Christmas Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Law...

Busbe · Busbe

U start talking to them and then thats when u give them an inch and they take a mile they start wanting to move in with u and u dont give them the ok on that u r back to being a peice of s--- if u know what I mean Busbe

Phil · Phil

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. --Chamfort When we are adrift in our addiction, we take ourselves very seriously and often lose contact with reality. We become lost in fantasy and obsession. Life becomes joyless because we can't see beyond our addiction, and we fi...

Phil · Phil

I am just a heartbeat away from loneliness. --Laura Palmer The holiday season can be difficult for anyone who has had a major life change. A person who has been widowed, has moved, or has had to deal with new physical limitations may become lonesome when each holiday, birthday, or anniversary r...

Phil · Phil

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his...

amanda2u2 · amanda2u2

I was at a meeting this morning... and I told a guy that I am looking for an easier, softer way... and I found it! He was a great enabler! He agreed with me, and gave suggestions! I told him that I didn't want to be that rigorously...

Phil · Phil

A man in a hot air balloon realizes that he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He goes closer and yells out, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him a half and hour ago, but I don't know where I am!" The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hoverin...

Phil · Phil

Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona". The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweise...

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	Just Wondering.... Footwork (Preview) Well, it's that time of year again...New Year's resolutions. ha,ha. I have been telling myself I have these teeny, tiny goals I want to set, really tiny ones, not too difficult. I don't know, I don't know if my HP chuckles or frowns, and says "You have more Footwork to do".&n...	wallsal55	1	1091	Dec 28, 2004 by Phil
	Phobias (Preview) Commitment phobia – this is the fear and avoidance of having to commit to anything, but especially relationships. It can express itself in all kinds of different ways, but typically sufferers may exhibit any of these: Being overly critical of the other partner in the relationship, and/...	Phil	1	1061	Dec 28, 2004 by wallsal55
	Expectations (Preview) Expectations can cause havoc in our daily living. We all have a basic right to be treated with dignity and respect, but that doesn't mean life will always go our way. The twists and turns of life often carry us up rivers of disappointment to shores we never chose to visit. Facing life as fully involved tr...	elizabeth	1	1028	Dec 28, 2004 by Phil
	Thought For The Night (Preview) No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Have a nice night Guys.	Phil	0	991	Dec 27, 2004 by Phil
	Glad to Be Back... (Preview) Must Say, I am Soooo Tired today. I think the whole month of December has caught up with me Today! Pooped! Practicing H.A.L.T. all day today. Have a few sniffles to treat with some potato soup, and broth. Munching on crackers to settle my tum. (Ev...	wallsal55	2	953	Dec 27, 2004 by DblWinnr
	Amanda (Preview) How's it going over there? You have been in my thoughts.	Nic	2	1183	Dec 27, 2004 by Nic
	Hey! Its Monday!! (Preview) Well Guys!! did we all get through the weekend ok? Amanda. good to hear your back on track. Some days I wonder what that is. Emotional balance they say.:) Busbe. I have all the answers. I just hafta matchem up with the questions.(Smile) I do know that we hafta take care of US first. And in tur...	Phil	3	1505	Dec 27, 2004 by Busbe
	from the mouths of babes (Preview) Today I had a MountainWings Moment: My husband and I got into an argument on the way home from shopping today. When we got home I went into the bedroom to be alone because that's what I like to do when I'm mad. My daughter (who just turned four two weeks ago) came into the bedroom after me and said, "Mo...	elizabeth	3	1237	Dec 27, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Phone call (Preview) I dont know how to start this but Im going to try to explain...My husbands alcoholic brother called which I had a feeling he would today havent heard from him for a year except for the card they sent to let us know they know about our grandson which I sent a christmas letter to the daughter of husband...	Busbe	10	1411	Dec 27, 2004 by Busbe
	AA Thought for the Day (Preview) AA Thought for the Day (courtesy AAOnline.net) December 18, 2004 Depression During acute depression, avoid trying to set your whole life in order all at once. If you take on assignments so heavy that you are sure to fail in them . . . then you are allowing yourself to be tricked by your unconsci...	elizabeth	2	1033	Dec 27, 2004 by Busbe
	native american code of ethics (Preview) NATIVE AMERICAN CODE OF ETHICS 1. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if you only speak. 2. Be tolerant of those who are lost on their path. Ignorance, conceit, anger, jealousy and greed stem from a lost soul. Pray that they will find guidance. 3. Searc...	elizabeth	1	1957	Dec 27, 2004 by Phil
	Grateful Stuff (Preview) Some time ago a man punished his 5-year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her fat...	Phil	0	1021	Dec 27, 2004 by Phil
	Stress of going bald removed! (Preview) Here is a picture of a guy who had been balding 22 years and is now growing hair. He lives in S.F. his "before shots" are on the website. He is 48 years old. This is all new hair grown over the last 5 months from scalp that had been bald for 22 years. http://www.rk19.com/RKResults.html [img...	burt	2	1368	Dec 26, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Santa's been (Preview) Hi All - Over this side, Christmas is winding to an end. There are sneaky bits of gift wrap still sneaking out from under couches and cupboards, despite the fact I keep putting them into the bin...the kids have test run every new toy, dvd and peice of technology and have headed to bed pleasantly ex...	Nic	5	1279	Dec 26, 2004 by Nic
	Christmas Day! (Preview) Good morning all. Hope you have a great day today. I've just crawled out of bed after a hectic night with my womans entire family at the house (all 30 of them, the house just isn't big enough). It's 10:44 AM and I need a drink, a large strong one, probably about a pint, just to start the day. Obvio...	Cabbageheadchris	3	1243	Dec 26, 2004 by DblWinnr
	Well Stan ole Boy:) (Preview) Bored hu? Well-Ile share a few things with yu Stan, my man. Over the past year, Ive gone through Luekemia and Chemo treatments. Ide rather be sober and bored. My marriage went for a crap. Ide rather be sober and bored Was in a deep depression for 10 months and suicidal Ide... >	Phil	1	1281	Dec 26, 2004 by stancamden
	after falling (Preview) A good thing about AA is that the people support the good efforts of those who are sincerely trying, even if they fall. Yesterday I went to a meeting after I had drunk some wine, and didn't know where to go from there... I went to the meeting, and they welcomed me... they didn't shun me, or jud...	amanda2u2	4	1298	Dec 25, 2004 by DblWinnr
	Visit with Dying (ex) Husband (Preview) I went to visit my (ex) husband this past Sunday at the nursing home he is staying at. I don't know how many of you have experienced seeing someone dying with liver failure (Cirrhosis of the Liver) but it is heartbreaking. He is disoriented, cripple up with his hands and arms, can barely walk with his wal...	lady_ladonna_1	6	1492	Dec 25, 2004 by DblWinnr
	thank you all, and thank God (Preview) My weekend ended up one of the best ever. I am soooo grateful for the 12 Step recovery programs and people. Thank you , Phil,,, for the support. Thank you, Jesus, my Higher Power. I rearranged my schedule for today,,,, and it turned out just the way my Higher Power wanted it. Inste...	amanda2u2	1	1026	Dec 25, 2004 by Cabbageheadchris
	Merry Christmas Ya'll ! (Preview) Just stopping in to wish all a Merry Christmas and a blessed sober day. I have the ham in the oven and another cup of tea in hand. I was surprised by my 18 year old last night who got off work at 8 pm and drove the 100 miles home on very icy roads, those angels were with him. He said the first bridge he drove on was a...	GammyRose	4	1014	Dec 25, 2004 by DblWinnr
	Please Help Me!!!! (Preview) Final Call at wishing you all a good Weekend with love. Damned Chicken just escaped outa the oven, crashed through the door, and is runnin down the highway. Somebody call the fire department QUICK!! Smoke all over the place!!! Next time Ile get a ham!!! Jeeeesus!!! Ile Catch the sucker!...	Phil	3	981	Dec 25, 2004 by DblWinnr
	Christmas Eve (Preview) A very merry (sorry sober) Crimbo to everyone. This has certainly been the least fun of any xmas eve I can remember. The highlight was going to bed for a couple of hours this evening because I was so bored and there was nothing to do. If I was less determined I would have owned up to having made a hor...	stancamden	6	1231	Dec 25, 2004 by stancamden
	A Sponsors Quote (Preview) "If one isnt grateful for being sober today--maybe one hasnt done enough research yet. It is unfortunate that some of us play with fire until we are burnt to a crisp, and finally accept Step One,---- and continue to do Simply, what is suggested in the program of Alcoholics Anonymous. I played...	Phil	1	919	Dec 25, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Have A Sober Serene Day Guys. (Preview) We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, Why did this happen to me? unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way. --Philip S. Bernstein All of us have reasons to be grateful. Usually, the word implies we have received something. We often think of gratitude as that warm feelin...	Phil	0	1054	Dec 25, 2004 by Phil
	the "Bermuda Triangle" (Preview) I , for one, am having a terribly hard time. Even with the tips... it seems like everything that could sabotage my holiday is happening. I even tried drinking, and only got maudlin. I am out of commission for now. amanda	amanda2u2	2	2150	Dec 25, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Hey Guys? (Preview) Just taking a minute to wish each and every one of you a sober serene weekend. And I wish you that, with love and gratitude from my heart. Onward Ho! with God as we understand Him--one day at a time, one minute at a time, one moment at a time. Live today to the fullest. There will come a day w...	Phil	2	1034	Dec 24, 2004 by catherine
	Getting Through (Preview) Getting Through the Holidays For some, the sights, signs, and smells of the holidays bring joy and a warm feeling. But, while others are joyously diving into the season, some of us are dipping into conflict, guilt, and a sense of loss. We read articles on how to enjoy the holidays, we read abou...	Phil	1	893	Dec 24, 2004 by Busbe
	To Stan (Preview) Was reading one of your posts from below Stan. I wish to pass on to you buddy that you are not alone, even tho you might think you are. I was a loner when I came to AA. Thought it was religious also, and thought that I wasnt accepted. Found out that religion had nothing to do with it. Its just a spiritu...	Phil	3	1428	Dec 24, 2004 by stancamden
	Conduct (Preview) Conduct During the Holiday Season... Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden. (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.) Rental cars are not to b...	Phil	0	874	Dec 24, 2004 by Phil
	Recovery (Preview) Keep your recovery First to make it Last. --Anonymous We all encounter places, people, and times of the year, which trigger memories of our old lifestyle, pleasant or painful events. Holidays and family gatherings may be especially stressful times for us. There have always been a lot of...	Phil	3	1693	Dec 23, 2004 by Phil
	Live on Stage? (Preview) Good morning all. Last night I went to see a great band from 15-20 years ago called the Pogues (Irish music) The lead singer staggered onto stage holding a litre bottle of whisky, hardly able to speak let alone sing. He just about managed the whole show without falling over, or breaki...	Cabbageheadchris	8	1446	Dec 23, 2004 by Cabbageheadchris
	Goodmorning all.... (Preview) Just having that first cup of tea,and trying to keep warm. I've been reading the board the last few days but I've not been feeling well, so just doing the bare necessities. I've been going to meetings, reading AA literature, and getting ready for Christmas.I will chair the AA meeting tonight,I know qu...	GammyRose	2	1256	Dec 23, 2004 by Cabbageheadchris
	Outlaws at holidays (Preview) I need something else explained to me about the alcoholics. We havent heard from them since Christmas last year which was a bs letter they were trying to move in with us and I didnt answer...We get this Christmas letter from a neice of my husbands I sent a christmas letter to her knowing she would l...	Busbe	2	1377	Dec 23, 2004 by Busbe
	Christmas (Preview) Christmas Bah humbug lol	Busbe	3	995	Dec 23, 2004 by Busbe
	2 Thoughts For The Day (Preview) Holiday Triggers One year, when I was a child, my father got drunk and violent at Christmas. I had just unwrapped a present, a bottle of hand lotion, when he exploded in an alcoholic rage. Our Christmas was disrupted. It was terrible. It was frightening for the whole family. Now, thirty-five year...	Phil	2	1376	Dec 23, 2004 by Phil
	Reasons to be Cheerful (Preview) 1. Its worse for the troops in Iraq 2. Blunkett has gone 3........	stancamden	2	1021	Dec 23, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Still trying to get to that first meeting (Preview) We had it all set up for this past Saturday. It was an "open" meeting so that my husband could go with me and it was a meeting specifically for beginners. I have a 16 month old daughter so we had to arrange a baby-sitter without revealing where we were going. The only babysitter we have is my cousin and the me...	Kendall	5	1623	Dec 23, 2004 by Nic
	Welcome Stan-Howdy Busbe.:) (Preview) Welcome to the board Stan. Couldnt help but reply to your post about being happy at Christmas when drinking. "H" I cant remember any. (Smiles) I was the one who stayed up all night and played Santa Clause, by myself. Gave the cookies and milk to the dog and cat--and emptied every bottle in the house, that...	Phil	2	1438	Dec 23, 2004 by stancamden
	Warm Heart (Preview) This will warm your heart...just when you lost faith in human kindness: Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Hudson, Florida forwarded the following letter. This letter was sent to the principal's office after the school sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credi...	Phil	0	1002	Dec 22, 2004 by Phil
	oops (Preview) I need to apoligize for my message earliler about what the outlaws wrote I missed the top of the card which said hope u have a merry Christmas so after I read it again it didnt sound as bad as the first sorry I have to eat crow Busbe	Busbe	0	957	Dec 22, 2004 by Busbe
	Happy Hannakuh to you and yours (Preview) Happy Hannukah	amanda2u2	1	1162	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	Skeleton (Preview) This skeleton goes into a pub and asks for a pint of lager. A minite later he asks the barman for a bucket and mop.	stancamden	0	1059	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	Christmas Songs (Preview) Psychological Christmas Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Law...	Phil	3	1489	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	back to outlaws (Preview) U start talking to them and then thats when u give them an inch and they take a mile they start wanting to move in with u and u dont give them the ok on that u r back to being a peice of s--- if u know what I mean Busbe	Busbe	0	1104	Dec 22, 2004 by Busbe
	Wasted (Preview) The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. --Chamfort When we are adrift in our addiction, we take ourselves very seriously and often lose contact with reality. We become lost in fantasy and obsession. Life becomes joyless because we can't see beyond our addiction, and we fi...	Phil	1	1332	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	Loneliness (Preview) I am just a heartbeat away from loneliness. --Laura Palmer The holiday season can be difficult for anyone who has had a major life change. A person who has been widowed, has moved, or has had to deal with new physical limitations may become lonesome when each holiday, birthday, or anniversary r...	Phil	2	1246	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	Bartender (Preview) An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his...	Phil	1	1279	Dec 22, 2004 by stancamden
	an easier, softer way (Preview) I was at a meeting this morning... and I told a guy that I am looking for an easier, softer way... and I found it! He was a great enabler! He agreed with me, and gave suggestions! I told him that I didn't want to be that rigorously...	amanda2u2	2	1471	Dec 22, 2004 by amanda2u2
	Have agreat day (Preview) A man in a hot air balloon realizes that he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He goes closer and yells out, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him a half and hour ago, but I don't know where I am!" The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hoverin...	Phil	0	1175	Dec 22, 2004 by Phil
	Presidents (Preview) Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona". The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweise...	Phil	0	1081	Dec 22, 2004 by Phil
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