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Some humor to brighten your day
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Hello All,


Just wanted to share some humor with ya!


 


 


Due to a power  outage, only one paramedic responded to the  call.  The house was very dark so the paramedic asked  Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high  over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the  baby.                  
    
Very diligently, Kathleen  did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little  while, Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and  spanked him on his bottom.  Connor began to  cry.  
The paramedic  then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked  the wide-eyed  3-yr old what she thought about what she had just  witnessed.   Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have  crawled in there in the first place......smack his a**  again!"  



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Mandy


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Hi,


 now that is cute and funny



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Dori


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I musta been awful bad.....they kept smackin my ass...for years after I hid in there....They kept sayin..that my


 brains were on the wrong end...


Theyde also take me for long drives in the country....but I always found my way back...


 


 



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Hi Mandy,

That was great. I'm going to have to remember that one! Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Take care,

Carol

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