A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 45 years they've been married. She goes on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday; but on weekends, I hunt.
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Yea ok Phil I AM BACK and I ain't goin' no wares from here. This is mike from a long time ago and I am here to tell everyone to hell with goin' back to all that turmoil I just went thriogh for the third time ain't worth it. All is almost good now and is getting better by the day.
Welcome back, Mike. I didn't come here til after you left, I guess, so don't know you, but I can say in all honesty, glad to see you here. Hope you stay around so I can get to know you. Wren
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