When things get frustrating, and people are being stupid, and I'm just overall having a bad day, I just grab my sledgehammer and start beating shit. Of course, it also helps to scream at the top of your lungs "you stupid piece of shit!!!" At whatever you're beating. Today, it was a piece of steel that didn't want to cooperate.
I wouldn't suggest this method if the subject you're mad at is a human or an animal.
(At least I didn't drink. I think if I had a beer bottle, I would have just smashed it anyway.)
let me tell you something. That MFing POS piece of steel will never be uncooperative again. That's for sure.
My recent 'bout with anger involved a control module for the ABS/TCS system on a Ford Taurus ... I tested all four sensors and they all looked dead(zero output when spinning the hub) ... so I proceeded to remove the 'control module', a very difficult task ... once removed, I then attempted to disassemble it like I saw a guy on 'youtube' do ... the guy on youtube made it look easy, LOL ... when I tried it, the wires inside pulled apart rendering this device DOA ... (mine had 'whisker' wires, wires about the size of a human hair) ... (about a $500 control unit) ... come to find out, the guy on youtube was working on a GM ABS system and Ford uses a Bosch system, totally different ... SO, I got pissed off for being such a 'dumbass' ... now, the car will run fine without ABS, but it won't pass inspection which is coming up in a few months ...
@ 10 yrs old, I got to decide whether or not to spend the money to fix it ... Crappola ... at the moment, I'm thinking of sending the car off to get 'crushed' ... but then I cannot walk too far with all the medicine I'm on ... damn!!! ...
God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference,
Amen
Okay now, where's my breakfast Banana Bread ???
-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Friday 16th of October 2015 06:53:54 AM
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Well, you sounded mighty bright to me when you were explaining all you were doing to your car, Pappy. My sister bragged years ago how she knew how to take an engine apart and put it back together. I thought a dip stick was another name for a not so smart person. Guess my parents smart genes ran out by the time they got to me.
DS
(Hey Baba....this one's for you...)
-- Edited by hopefulone on Friday 16th of October 2015 07:21:56 PM
-- Edited by hopefulone on Friday 16th of October 2015 07:41:01 PM
You guys are funny ... H1, dipstick is still a good alternative word for 'dumba$$' ...
Baba? ... I got a big Sledgehammer .... but I don't have the strength to lift the damn thing, Ha! ...
And the Car??? ... this is the car I had when Rose(my adopted dog) (and the dog on my lap in my avatar) decided she was hungry while I was in an AA meeting, and she started eating the car ... ripping door and ceiling upholstery apart everywhere ... this is also the car that had 10 yrs on it without a single dent, that when I got outta my truck all bent outta shape, cause my smartphone erased the garage door opener code again from the remote, and since my dumb ass was in a tizzy, left the frick'n truck in neutral, and IT, the truck, waited 2 minutes before starting to roll backwards at an angle, right smack dab into my old Taurus ...
As smart a person as I've always considered myself to be, I sure have piled up the evidence to prove otherwise, LOL ...
So Baba? ... yeah, get your Sledgehammer and bring some of your biggest goons over and we'll part-tay ... ... ... then we'll 'blow' the tank and roast weenies ... least I can get the price of a bag of charcoal outta her, LOL ...
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