Its a "Turn off the brain" day - Alcoholics Anonymous

Phil

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Date: Oct 13, 2005

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A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility. They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning. Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening. If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion. If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research. Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away." Hummingbirds have forgotten the words. If you cant buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it. Humility is such an elusive thing. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it. Change is good as long as I don't have to do anything differently. People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed. Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy. Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole It's not the extreme right or left that will take us to hell in a hand basket. It's the vast, indifferent middle. There is nothing more prideful than the humility of a proud person. It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts Anything too stupid to be said . . . is usually sung. The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. No amount of darkness can hide a spark of light. When in doubt, cop an attitude When standing up for your rights, don't step on the other fellow's toes. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. An aquarium is interactive television for cats. Grape Nuts is not a venereal disease. I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted. The only two who can live as cheaply as one these days are a dog and a flea. -- Edited by Phil at 07:30, 2005-10-13 __________________ Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..

rosie light shines

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LOVED it!!!! hey phil, hope u r having a sunny day , wind always at your back, and the sun on your face.............your friend / rosie __________________

Cabbageheadchris

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If you cant buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.

I remember meeting a girl in Amsterdam once, her friendship cost 50 euros per half hour!

Have a great day

Chris.

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