Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?

Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a

gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're

really

doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and

be

cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart

murmur. Be

careful.'"