Two AA's are driving to a meeting when they get pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to the driver's side and beats on the window with his ticket book. When the driver rolls the window down the cop WHACKS him on the head with the book. "What was that for ? " The driver asks. "For speeding." replies the cop, 'now let me see your license". The driver hands the cops his license and WHACK the cop again smacks him with the ticket book. "What was THAT for?" asks the driver. "For being too slow in getting your driver's license", says the cop.
The cop writes out the ticket hands it to the driver and tells him to wait a moment. The cop walks to the passenger side of the car and raps on the window with his ticket book. When the passenger rolls the window down, WHACK, the cops smacks him with the ticket book. "What was that for?" asks the passenger. "I just granted you your wish." says the cop. "My wish?" asks the passenger. The cop replies "Yep. When you get about 1/2 way down the road you're gonna look over at your friend and say I WISH THAT SOB HAD OF HIT ME WITH THAT TICKET BOOK!"
-- Edited by Doll at 08:04, 2008-05-02
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