after his exam the doctor said to the elderlyman: "you appear to be in good health. Do you have any concerns? In fact, I do, said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after the second time, I am hot and sweaty."
After examining the man's wife, the doctor said:"everthing appears to be fine. Do you have any concerns?
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her."Your husband had an unusual concern. he claims theat he is usually cold and chilly after havin sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?
"oh the crazy old fart," she replies. "that because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."
Here's one Out for a stroll, a couple of drunks are staring at the sky. "What a beautiful night," one of the guys says. "Look at the moon." "That's not the moon, you moron," his inebriated pal replies. "That's the sun." They're still argueing when another drunk staggers over. "Help us out, buddy," the first man says. "Look up - is that the sun or the moon?" "I don't know," the man slurs. "I don't live around here."
Later - Jeannie
-- Edited by jeannie at 23:33, 2007-03-10
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