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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

 

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

 



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  and when people (bosses) totally and completely piss us off that we can dig a hole in Phil's backyard, cover them up with dirt and it's not illegal anymore.  Just my share at this moment in time.

Later - Jeannie
   

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Your boss is peevin yu off hu..

Thats what you get the big bucks for...:)  Tolerance...

However..I will loan you a shovel...and I think there might be a bit of room left in the back yard...

Not much tho...Its gettin full eh....

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Note of the day,

Sounds like another one of Phil's jokes,lol

Ya need back up Jeannie u got it, depends on deep you want the hole. lol


later

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Sure wouldn't mind reserving a coupla plots for some folks that I work with, but, then again, I think I can just get even by outliving the s.o.b.'s instead. 

Besides, I think there are other things more upsetting in this world to consider than difficult bosses.... like wondering about whether the C.S.P.P.B.I.H. (Canadian Society for the Protection of Polar Bears' Ice Holes) is on watch, after reading of an unusual sport in one of Phil's earlier threads.  Not that I am sure that being kicked in the Ice Hole would be permanently disabling for a Polar Bear....however, after sitting for long periods on the ice, I suspect that most of them would develop Polaroids, and would therefore be very sore about it. 

Which leads me to the second disturbing information in that thread, wherein Phil confessed that many Canadians used rabbit ears to get better reception on their tv sets.  I started thinking of how many millions of tv sets there must be in Canada, and was almost brought to tears thinking of all those poor little deaf bunnies, not being able to hear when a P.O.P.B.W.P. (P-ssed Off Polar Bear With Polaroids) was running with a bad mood after being kicked in the ice hole.  

However, I must admit that it was also an enlightening moment for me, when I thought of all those deaf little bunny rabbits hopping around going "Eh?"...."Eh?", and I realized how the term came to be so commonly used by all my northern friends.



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EHHHHHH???????
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Ice Holes???
Commonly called "Bi-Polar"

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  thanks for a good laugh Dan and Phil
Just think of all the little bunnies that parish because they can't hear - soo I guess what I am trying to say is that we (Canadians) carry around alot of rabbits feet!
On my way to the hole of evil - (work) - sure would make me feel better if I could kick the boss and asst. in their icehole a few times each but I don't like wet and cold feet!
Oh yeah, oh joy, oh bliss.  Just my share at this moment in time.  Not one of my best days but one good thing about it - I had a good laugh.  Thanks again
Later - Jeannie


-- Edited by jeannie at 16:39, 2007-02-07

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Well, I woke up sorta grouchy but I think I done been cured...thx guys for the laugh. Dan, that was beautiful.
wren

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