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If anyone here, sees a guy in a red suit, and sleigh...still flying through the skies..somewhere....could you yell up at Him? and tell Him..."Thanks for the new car eh"?


The only problem was....He musta been gettin pretty tired..cause He left it in the wrong driveway....


I could'nt find the keys...so hadta hotwire it eh....


Yeeee Hawww!!


Stay sane!!!



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Woo hoo! I can relate.... I'm still trying to get the co-worker next to me to give back my diamond earrings!!! It's obvious he left those at the wrong house.......


 


 



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Musta been Santos Claus- the Portuguesian gift giving chimney sweep. He left my GF and I some stuff because he felt bad for her that we were only giving each other two small gifts. GF is not completely convinced yet.

Merry Christmas to all the one offs! (I mean that in the best way possible!) At the very least- have a fantastic day.

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To make a long story shorter....


Was cruisin down the Highway, mindin my own businesss...top down....heater on full...Conway Twitter...just a cranked up full...


When Hark!! I looked in the mirror and saw this red light...just a boogyin eh...


At first, I thought it was Rudolph....but then over this loudspeaker, came a bellowing roar!!


"Stop!! or we'll Shoot!!!"  Well shit...Whats a Redneck to do eh...


To make a short story...even shorter...


Its nice and warm here...there is a small library, with a computer..a colour TV...a collect call, telephone on the wall..picnic tables in the living room...


Private bedrooms 6 x 8 x 8, with ones own toilet...and a nice single bed...kinda hard on the butt tho, cause theres no mattress...great for an aching back..


And they say that they lock the bedroom doors at night at 8pm....for ones own safety...Lotta bad guys out there, could break in...


They also say that I dont hafta go back to work for 30 days....These guys are great!!


Theres one big guy tho, lookin at me funny..with a smile on his face...um...dont think Ile bother showerin, till vacations over..


Anyway...I hope yus all are havin a good day...or the best one yu can eh...


Was wishin yu coulda all joined me for breakfast...the cold porridge and cold toast, was pretty good...and those little wee cups of jam, just topped it all right off...


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


 



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hey...wait aminute that must be my old lady I been asking for next door ......just got dumped on the wrong poor asshole...all these months seeing them.... see you guys later

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um..Ryan?


You going over there alone...??  Ryan??????!!!!


"BANG!!!"   oops...


Too Late....



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