Add "Loose Lips" to that. Boy could I ever get my foot in my mouth sooooooo much easier after I had lubricated my jaws with a little too much jolly juice!
You can also add "Loss" to those "L's" I was holding the hand of my closest and dearest friend of 25 years when she passed away. I hadn't drank in months, but on the way home (2 hour drive) I stopped and bought a bottle and went home and polished it off.
