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Phil


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The reason that I open my mouth is to change feet.


I donated my brain to science...before I was done usin it.


The gates are down...the lights are flashing...but I can't see a train.


I've got two brain cells. One is lost...and the other one..is out looking for it.


If I were any more stupid? I'de hafta be watered twice a week.


It's hard to beleive..that I beat out 1.000.000 other sperm.


It takes me 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.


I have delusions of adequacy.


I've got a full six pack...but I lack the plastic thingy, that holds them together.


I would argue with a signpost.


I've got a photographic memory...but the lens cap is glued on.


Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. I only gargled.


Acceptance is the key..:)   Have a nice Saturday ehhhh...



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You have a good one too, Dear Friend. Thanks for sharing so much of yourself with us this week. Uhoh, watch it, here comes Bette Midler.....big ol' hug, Chris

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