10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You hafta have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar into your bag you loose your balance and fall over.

6. People say "Great Boris Karloff Mask!!" and your'e not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell "Trick or........and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You hafta carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. Your'e the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason older people should not go trick or trearing?

1. You have to keep going home to go pee.