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(((Hi all))),


Can an alanon have too much program?


Ok this was weird and funny so I wanted to share it. And yes I know I am bonkers, lol just more proof of it.


Last night I was dreaming. I was trying to find an oyster burried in a shrimp. (yes strange, but hey it's me). While I was hunting for it I felt the tingle of my body trying to wake me up because I had to go to the restroom. Well in my deam I told myself that I couldn't got ot the restroom because that would be breaking anonymity. LOL and I listened to myself, so I didn't go. Then this guy (in my dream) came in and blew the place up, apparently this oyster/shrimp thing is pretty powerful or the pearl was I don't know.


Next thing Indiana Jones came in and rescued me and this other guy that was helping me find the shrimp/oyster thing. (Which is kinda funny because I grew up watching Star Wars and was in love with Han Solo as a girl and wasn't in to Indiana until my early 20s., and yeah I can see the need for alanon in just that. But hey Harrison Ford comes to your rescue, who's ganna argue.?) He then helps me on my quest to find this oyster/shrimp thing.


And again I feel the need to go to the restroom. And again I tell myself that this would break anonymity. Then Indiana Jones tells me that it is okay, this won't break anonymity and I should go.


Sooooooooooooooo I don't know what the oyster/shrimp thing did because I woke up and listened to nature calling. But I really wish I knew that one, becuase I don't eat either of those things.


I remember thinking how strange that was, and when I went back to bed I couldn't stop laughing at the silliness of it all.


This by far was not the strangest dream I have ever had, but who knew that going potty was breaking anonymity? LOL. Thank heavens Indiana Jones was there to set me straight.


I know working your 4th step can impact your dreams, but wow. LOL


Just another strange night in my recovery.


Yours in recovery,


Mandy (Dolphin123)



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wow!!!! keep keepin on. wagon

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I just called 911..They'll be there shortly...
 
 


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Wonder what would happen if you got into Fear and loathing in las vegas?

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Dont know bout fear and loathing Ryan...


But I do know what would happen... if you and I went there for a week..


We wouldnt likely make it out alive..lol 


Now thats scary...



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Hey... Phil bears a striking resemblance to Indiana Jones....?? Now I'm going to have nightmares of my own... and all the shrimp and oyster part did was make me hungry... and oh yeh,


Anonymity... hmmmm... depends if the restroom was built out of glass...


Have a peaceful night, all!!


Glad to hear from you Dolphin!! Been Missin' You!!


Joni



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Well...I woke up this morning exhausted.......the house was wrecked..


And I just have one question for Dolphin...


What the hell, were you doing in MY WASHROOM?????  and so much for Anonimity!!!


hahahaha    I hope you get a restfull nights sleep tonight...



I gotta work tomorrow...



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hehe glad to give you all a laugh.


Joni a glass bathroom, ewwwwwwww can you imagine cleaning that?


Phil..... hmm sorry maybe that's why I am tired, that was a long walk for me to get to your washroom, next time I'll knock and  call before hand.


Mandy



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um...good idea.....call first..


I gotta pick up some more Windex to clean these glass walls... lol


And dreams are better than nightmares hu?


Have a good week Mandy..:)



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Soooo.......


who's bringin' the peel-n-eat shrimp?????


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ROFLMAO.......HAHAHAHAHA



-- Edited by Phil at 21:59, 2006-10-01

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Ewwwwwwwww, you all aren't planning to eat it in the bathroom?


 



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You must not be a hillbilly, Dolphin....


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Joni,


I am not a hillbilly, lol. But I am married to a redneck. Hmmmmmmmmm I have found a half-eaten sandwich in the bathroom before, maybe that's why. See that is why I come here, for a better understanding of my hubby. --- Thanks Joni, it's gross, but thanks


Mandy



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