Alcoholics Anonymous
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Miracles In Progress 12 Step Recovery Forums -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Post Info TOPIC: The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Phil


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 2063
Date:
The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Permalink  
 

Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change


The Courage to change the things I cannot accept


And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people


I had to kill today because they peeved me off


And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on


As they may be connected to the butt


That I may have to kiss tomorrow


Help me to always give 100 percent at work


12 percent on Monday


23 percent on Tuesday


40 percent on Wednesday


20 percent on Thursday


5 percent on Friday


And help me to remember that


When I'm having a really bad day


And it seems like people are trying to peeve me off


That it takes 42 muscles to frown


And only 4 to extend my middle finger


And tell them to "Bite Me!!"


 


 



__________________
"LOVE" devoid of self-gratification, is in essence, the will, to the greatest good...of another.
kittn38


Veteran Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 35
Date:
RE: The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Permalink  
 

i luv it.. thanks for that one.  hope u have a good weekend..

__________________
RyanS


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 151
Date:
Permalink  
 

Is the other ten percent for time spent dreaming about work?

__________________
still alive
RyanS


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 151
Date:
Permalink  
 

I told my boss I outta get paid for dreaming about work, he said Sure!. In your dreams!

__________________
still alive
Phil


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 2063
Date:
RE: The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Permalink  
 

Hey Bro? What other 10 percent....?  hahaha....        later...:)


 




-- Edited by Phil at 22:24, 2006-09-29

__________________
"LOVE" devoid of self-gratification, is in essence, the will, to the greatest good...of another.
RyanS


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 151
Date:
RE: The "Other" Serenity Prayer
Permalink  
 

Brain... missfiring... I added it two times..and came up with two different numbers..I need to go to bed.

Attachments
__________________
still alive
cindy


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 322
Date:
Permalink  
 

where do you get this stuff? very funny!

__________________
hope lives in"how it works"
Phil


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 2063
Date:
Permalink  
 

Howdy Cindy....Over a period of a few thousand days..without a drink..its amazing what one collects..in AA


I have a "Sanity Box" ..an "Insanity Box" and another one that hasta be censored...on a daily basis..:)


Mostly emails.. from recovering folks from all over the globe..


And yaaa  Ryan...get the hell to bed...(smile)...end of a long day here...gotta do the same..


Onward!!


 



__________________
"LOVE" devoid of self-gratification, is in essence, the will, to the greatest good...of another.
Quetzal


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 2654
Date:
Permalink  
 


Hi Phil,

That was great and I am starting the day with a huge grin on my face! Thanks for that.

Have a great weekend,

Carol

__________________
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Miracles In Progress 12 Step Recovery Forums -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> The "Other" Serenity Prayer