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Sad News About Beer



You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a long hard look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.



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um....I think I'll just keep my thoughts to myself...on this one....hahaha...

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Hi Jeannie,

Thanks for that! That had me howling with laughter.

Take care,

Carol

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You started my day with a good laugh!  Thanks! 




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Alright Jeannie!!!


You are on my LIST for today....


You guys SCARE the HECK out of me when your topics say things like, "Sad news", "uh Oh", Oh NO!!"... and the like...!!!  Makes me worry SICK!!!! LOLOL


I am glad this was a funny post... you got me today... tag, I'm it!!??...


Joni



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