That was great! It's my Dad's 78th birthday today and I'm going to read that out to him when I call him in a few minutes!!! (He's got a great sense of humour!)
Take care,
Carol
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
Headed? LOL, hell, I'm already there......as my Grandaughter politely pointed out a few times on her visit. "Gramma, if you'd just let your hair grow to your shoulders and die it dark, you'd look way younger. You don't have any wrinkles, it's just your hair that makes you look old". Good thing she didn't catch me in the shower. Woulda traumatized her. Right now I have her fooled, if she thinks hair dye will do it all....wren
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"Never argue with an idiot... They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..."
On my next birthday, I'm gonna start heading backwards. I should be twenty-one again in ....... damn, just ran out of fingers and toes! Oh never mind, I'm not old - just back-dated!
Carol
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
I SAW that, haha. We are NOT getting older, we are just getting BETTER.
You Silly Guy!!!
Baloney Brains, with a name like that, how could I be thought of as older. And with the emotional maturity that I have, that has to count for something, eh. Well it seems I am now getting defensive, and that's NEVER a good sign, hahaha
What's that you were saying? something about slow typing, or something, but I think you maybe misunderstood, I can only read the Big Print, wow, I know I miss a lot of good posts, but my magnifying glasses only work to a certain point.
Toodles, Toni
Thank God this is not a talking website, I would have to buy my hearing aide batteries so much more often, and they are Really Expensive on my little retirement funds.
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITHYOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? COME ON GUESS!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON' T BE A POOP! * * * * * SHE TURNED INTO THE
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! She's old....... NOT DEAD !!!!! OLD LADIES ROCK!
Well Chris, we are not here Yet, But you know what they say about the Yets, there are out there.
Ehh, getting older isn't so bad at all! Trust me, being twenty-something isn't all it's cracked up to be either! I'm looking forward to the thirties actually---I hear they're pretty good.
Three older ladies were discussing getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.
The second lady chimed in, Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I am on my way up or on my way down.
The third one responded, Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood. She rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them, That must be the door, I'll get it!
