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Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How Many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.

"Mrs. Jones, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

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Hah Hah!!!  Needed a good laugh right now!  Thanks Phil!...Tim

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Got one for you Phil...

This ol fellow moved to a town and found a church, went dressed casual, like the big city he was used to. The old elders frowned upon his disrespectful attire in the house of the Lord, so next sunday, he dressed up sharp in his best bussiness suit, and was again frowned upon by the elders for his pompous attire.
He went home, hit his knees, and said, 'Lord, im trying. Please tell me how I should dress acceptably!'
God looked down and answered, "How should I know? Never been there.."

Could'nt help myself.. Ha Ha oh well no one can throw anything at me over the internet..

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um..Ryan?  I had to read that a couple of times...before it clicked in..hahaha...


I know youre in the Rockies..right...?


Is that north or south of the border?


In other words....Where the H are yu boy???



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Arkansas. No mountains here. Rice fields and woods as far as the eyes can see..
The rockies were my hobo days. The whole ordeal started when I was younger, got into reading about gold panning, then some drunken ideas and greyhound busses got involved, the rest is a looooong story.

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Gold Panning Ryan?   I can almost picture it..:)

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