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Girls from SC

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives housekeeping duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from SC. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those girls from SC



-- Edited by Doll at 22:15, 2006-08-05

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uh boy....


And their jokes are just as bad....lmao...



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btw; like my new avatar?


fits the way I feel lately


 




-- Edited by Doll at 00:47, 2006-08-06

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God....hit me with a hammer, and help me to accept the things I cannot change...


The courage to keep giving myself a check up from the neck up..and padlocking the zipper on my mouth..


And the wisdom to.....just to LET IT ALL GO....and just sweep my own little sidewalk...


-----------------Welll---It kinda works for this alky....:)


and Doll? That is a Wabbitt...banging its head on the floor..right?


Emailing you carrotts and a pillow...:)


Onward!!



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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!


Q. "What do you tell a husband with 2 black eyes?"


A. "Nothing. You already told him twice!!"


 


Jonibaloni a.k.a. sick-o



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um....um..um....


The best reaction is no reaction Philip....


Zippering mouth...lol



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... nothing personal, Phil...


just my imaginary reaction to my own recent events.... LOL  Be glad you are not him...


Jonibaloni



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O.K. That does it!


I'm calling the imaginary Domestic Violence hot line!   HaHa.


ROFLMAO


Joni, Is is not great that we are not responsible for our first thoughts, only the second ones!!!



-- Edited by Toni Baloney at 14:08, 2006-08-06

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LOLO toni,


That's CYBER-domestic hotline, thank you very much.....!!!


Jonibaloni LOLOLOLOL



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Joni,


Ok, got it, I did not mention or claify that it was going to the the Woman's Line, not the Men's, haha.


As Rosie use to say, her expression, that I loved was.


DONE 


 



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