um.....OLD????  The Term is OLD..Er..........Youngin...:)

Wooooot!!  Woooot!!  I hear that train acommin...Its rollin round the bend...and I aint seen the sunshine...since I dont know when...I'm stuck in Folsom Prison...and time keeps draggin on....and its dark in here...and Im not bendin over..to get the soap...for nobody....um...something like that..  Johnny Cash eh...Canadian version...Woooot!! Woooot!!

For some reason, I never understood why "Whoo!"  has a "t" on the end.  I mean, when you're cheering, do you really say "Woooooottttt?"  Or is "woot" supposed to be like a barking sound, rather than a cheer.  The kind of fist pumping in the air war cry or something...

All in all, I just prefer "Yeeeehaaaw!"  It's part of the redneck in me-- what can I say?  All the redneck girls let out a big "Hell yeah!" 

You know what?  All day I have been seeing the word "woot" on message boards.  It irritates me.  Something about the word itself.  So here it goes:

I am resentful at:

the word "woot"

Because:

it is inherently annoying.  it is not a real word.  the sound of it bothers me

Affects my:

sanity

My Part:

I have threatened to kick "woot's" arse.  I want to make a law to abolish the word.  In this, I have been self-seeking and perhaps frightened.

Fear:

That the word will become so popular that I will see it bouncing around while trying to fall asleep, instead of fluffy white counting sheep.

Sex relations:

If my husband says the word "woot" while we are in bed together, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

That is all.  I have confessed to God, to myself, and another human being, the exact nature of my hatred for the word "woot."  The end.