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In my "Powerlessness" post a few days back you said:


Phil wrote:


Howdy Dana.....Hows it goin? Thought for the day....."If one quits feeding the monkeys, bananas....They will stop sitting on your shoulder" You have a good day....


I'm a touch lost with what you meant by it(okay, more than a touch-ya know, twisty thinking and mush brain syndrome lol)....could you elaborate for me, my friend?


Hugs,
Dana



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um..The first question, I have is.."Do you speak Canadian?" lol


ok...Ile try to get through this...


I,ve got a positive monkey on one shoulder...and a negative monkey on the other shoulder..:)


The positive monkey..is pretty serene, most days..and just sits there and scratches fleas...taking life in stride


The negative monkey..wont shut up some days..so I throw it a banana...itll shut up for a few minutes..and then, itll start up again...so I throw it a couple more bananas...


Then it decides to invite its friends over...and I keep throwing them bananas...


I'd use a gun or a hammer...but I'm not into cruelty to animals....anyway...I might miss..and hurt myself...


um....and my shrink is still locked up...and wont return my calls......ehhhhh.:)


 



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Hi Dana, and Phil......... I guess, haha.

Dana, after I read that response to your post, I just scratched my head and said
"Duh"????????

I think the problem lies in Phil just needing some new batteries, he uses those up in his head area. Maybe you could come back in few days, and he will have some brand news one up there. I have found in the Past, when his batteries are really low, that asking him a question, is similar to trying to shove a big square in a round hole.

hey Phil, here's to your Shrienk never getting back out. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

No MATTER What Dana, don't ever take anything he says seriously, it would only continue to baffle you, and you think you are confused now - just wait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

That's enough out the Peanut Gallery, and my Baloney Brains

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I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but multiple monkeys? My gawd! I don't think I could handle that. Sooner or later I'd be talking to them in public.........

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hmmm.Well...All I know for sure..it gets pretty bad, when "911" has call display...and won't answer the phone..


And talking to the monkeys,  in public Justin....?


Mosey on up for a visit...lol  


Have a nice serene night ehhh....y'all :)



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It's important to remember Phil's association with batteries.  He keeps taking them out of his pacemaker and his little electro-shock brain therapy to put them in his 'Little Rascal', three wheel escape vehicle to try and escape from 'the home'.


Worst yet, with the price of meds and med support devices here in North Dakota, I have to keep sneaking over the border into Manitoba to buy Phil's used batteries for my psycho-shock therapy equipment.  Hardly enough to attain mild euphoria!  Good news is, that North Dakota has more wind than any other place in the US, so we are building wind energy farms, and I will be able to sell all of my hot air back to Phil!


Ok, now who's crazy?



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And Dan quotes  "and I will be able to sell all of my hot air back to Phil!"


Which in turn..causes vapour lock...:)


Well...theres one thing for sure....


We are sober...but noone asked about sanity...lol


We won't go there today...


brain drain...Recharge!!



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um...any more questions Danabanana?  I'd be glad to try and answer them for you..:)


I did't think so...lmao....


Keep smilin!!!



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..LOL and meds are CHEAPER in Canada....


Enjoyed the monkey visual... so right, keep feeding the bullcrap monster and it grows... cut out the bullcrap and it shrinks...


Had a really rough couple of days.... glad I am staying sober.




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Phil wrote:





um..The first question, I have is.."Do you speak Canadian?" lol


 


I do.....but apparently I don't speak "Phil-adian"!



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Yu got me..:) cough cough...

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