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jonibaloni


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So this alkie is stranded on a deserted island.... finds a little lamp in the sand.


Rubs the lamp; out pops a Genie.... "I'll give you 3 wishes..."


Alkie scratches his head and says, "Boy, I sure am thirsty. How about for my first wish, I get a big tall glass of liquor on the rocks?"


BLING!!! A big glass of liquor appears in his hand, to his delight. He chugs it down.


"And for your second wish?"..... asks the genie.


"Hmmmm...."... the man thinks. "I got it!!! I want this glass to automatically refill after I drink it, every single time!!!"


BLING!!! The glass refills itself. The man drinks it down, then watches as the glass refills again and again, each time he drinks.


"And for your third and final wish?"... asks the Genie...


"Hmmmm"... the alkie scratches his head....


"I'll take another glass, just like this one!!"




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Hi Joni,

Thanks for putting a big smile on my face this morning. I'll have to remember that one.

Not so long ago, though, they would have been my three wishes. It's good for me to remember that.

Take care and have a great day,

Q

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(smiling)   Have a nice day gals....

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