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Phil


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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

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jeannie


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Yep I remember when ... while downing a case a Blue.


Later - Jeannie



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Sick of being sick


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Laughed until I coughed.  I won't say until I farted, s--t my pants, etc. as it might be too inappropriate for the board.


So, how many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?


Only one, but you better have a hell of a lot of light bulbs!!!!!!!!!


 


PS. never talked much to other folks in the bathroom when I was drunk,,,,,,,,,,mostly just to myself!



-- Edited by Sick of being sick at 22:02, 2006-07-06

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soberdrunk


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Real funny! Just sent it in an e-mail titled true story to my neighbor! Hahahahaha. Hope she laughs!

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A Very Good Laugh!!!!!!

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I never had a conversation while drunk in a public restroom, as I almost always isolated and drank at home.


That being said, however, I fell off the toilet a couple times drunk.  Doh!    Oh, and I fell asleep (or passed out) too several times.  Woke up to a red ring on my sore bum.



-- Edited by HDoggie at 02:39, 2006-07-07

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