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Scenario:



You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine

travelling at the same speed as you.



In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car

and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground

level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the

same speed as you.



What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


 


 


Answer:::: "Get off the Childrens Merry..Go..Round...Your'e Drunk!!!"









































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Answer, Yes, I have. its been a while.

You are such a funny bunny today, too bad you could not print here on MIP that Morning email Duzzie, it was SO SO funny, made me laugh all day, shared it with my co-sponsor, she laughed her butt off.

Good nity nite Philly Pie.

baloney brains, over and out.



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you are a goofball and I'm glad you are around.

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Is it bad that just reading that scenario made my brains scramble further? 

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Hey Doggie?  At least you have brains to scramble....I'm as old as dirt in this program...and still running on 2 AAA batteries...which hafta be replaced on a daily basis...(smile)...brain cells left...and never returned...Its like walking into an empty room..and hearing an echo...


And when you get 2 people on the same board with the last name.."Baloney"  um.....I'm not sayin what I'm thinkin......lol


I COULD post that joke on here Toni....and then you could ban me for 30 days....It might be worth the 30 days...hahaha...


Have a good day from Cana Du eh...



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LOL, I was reading it thinking "poor phil",then only to find out it was a joke.


Too blond for myself most times LOL!


Have a good day!



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Good Morning,

Phil, you brought back a memory, that still makes me shake my head. I was on one of those spinning wheels in a children's playground, and was laying flat, and put my head over the edge, so I could see everything up side down, and then was saying to my friend, faster, faster!

It was the middle of the night, (what else) and when it felt like maybe 20 miles an hour, looking at the world upside down, I remember thinking "this is so, so cool". Then my friend's leg got in my way, the force of my head, at 20 miles per hour, hitting his leg, and my head seeing stars, man made stars, the fun was over.

He finally slowed it down, and stopped the spinning machine, and we went walking off the playground, he had a very bruised leg, and I had a very large bump on my head.

We left the playground, sort of walking, feeling SO indignant, and saying "Wow, this place is NO FUN!"

Yesterday, there was an article on "Thrill Seekers having a higher risk of Alcoholism" in the AOL news yesterday, I thought about Posting it, and then said , No, that does not apply to us........ really, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Baloney Brains

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Its a short memory on this end...


Last night at 8pm...Im playing in a school yard...with an 8 year old..and a 12 year old....freinds of mine from down the street....on monkey bars..


Now if you take..a 58 year old body...and try to put it in a 7 year old kid...theres a problem...


Especially if youre playin "Tag..youre it"


Today...Its a toss up..between trying to work...or calling the paramedics..


The jury is still out....re an insanity plea...



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Hi Phil,

Well that comment about it being a toss up..... either working or......call the Paramedics. was my laugh for the day. Have you been taking "funny" pills, you are keeping us in stitches, Thank God I mean than figuratively.

And that playground, yep, it would have helped if they had had a Sign Up, for children only, under the age of 16, oh, we probably would have thought we still qualified, 38, going on 5. If you divide 5 into 38, you come up with 6 1/2??, did I do the math on that correctly????

have a great day, and please watch out for those Turnip Trucks today.

Baloney Brains

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Some days we just do it to ourselves..dont we? :)


Hey Baloney Brains?  um...did you locate the fountain of youth somewhere???


Whats with this 38 stuff eh??? hahahahahaha


If youre not tellin...?Im not...:)


You guys have a good night ....OR..as best yu can hu...?



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Hi Philly,

You did not read the whole Response I guess, cause I started it our with "This is a memory" And yes, at one time in my life I was 38. Sure that you are shocked that I can remember that far back, haha, but I really can. Just for today!

Hope you are staying inside today, avoid all traffic, and turnip trucks.

baloney Brains

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Its your southern accent Baloney...I"ve got to read your posts at least 3 times...before I understand them eh...lol


Yup...avoided traffic alllllll day...drove on the sidewalks...:)



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