In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world
is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

Arent you glad..you dont live in Cana..Du?

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We have weird things happen..up here too..eh? and we dont carry guns...we carry plastic knives...

With a gun ..you hafta take it out of the holster?  its fairly simple...

These platic knives come in little plastic Kentucky Fried Chicken bags...and we hafta be forwarned..of trouble in advance....it takes us a while to get them out of the bags...

-----------Youve heard of the Alky pink elephant syndrome?

Well last night at 3am...4 bald geese, broke down the door of my bedroom eh....

waddled in ..and started pecking at my pillows...

When I finally got over the shock..I bellered..."What the "h" is going on here????!!!

And one goose actually replied...

"Weve come to get our feathers back!!!"

Some things do get better eh??   God!! I hope so!!!

Have a good night....