Maybe not totally appropriate but my warped sense of humor finds these funny.
Booze related Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy: =============================== Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
um...now Im starting to realize that trying to sell pink elephants to the circus...was just a normal thing to do...
And trying to hit on..a statue in a park..wasnt all bad...
And falling in love with a Dolphin at Seaworld...well..Im still seeing a shrink over that one...Rejection eh?
Tumbling into the pool...and being escorted off the premises...was a little embarrassing...but it coulda been worse...
Falling overboard off a big ferryboat...was refreshing....They found me in the dark..with searchlights..and some excellent rescue personel..no problem there..
Even the time that Hank Snow..was playing on a stage..in the middle of a lake...
And we decided to drive a bit closer....to the stage...Dont know to this day....if they ever got that rental car to the surface...
I wont mention the dog track in Florida...when I jumped the fence..to kick the dog in the butt..that I had bet on..for going to the washroom in the middle of the race...
All normal stuff for an Alky...right? Right???
Ok...Ile keep comming back......Time to hit the sack...
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Life is short..Live it sober to the fullest...One day at a time...
Rule 62... sometimes we just have to laugh. That last one hit a little close to home, my husband got arrested for PI after he passed out in the park , but it was nighttime.I didn't think it was funny.
