On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a inebriated
passenger sitting in the first class section and requested that he move to
economy since he did not have a first class ticket.  The man replied, "I'm
going to G.S.O. in New York to learn how to stay sober and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with the passenger, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with him.  She went to talk the passenger asking him to
please move out of the first class section.  Again, the fellow replied, "I'm
going to G.S.O. in New York to learn how to stay sober and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what she should
do.  The captain said, "I know how to get him to move."  He went to the
first class section and whispered in the drunk's ear.  He immediately jumped
up and ran to the economy section mumbling to himself, "Why didn't anyone
just say so?"  Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the
captain what he said to the fellow that finally convinced him to move from
his seat.  He said, "I told him the first class section wasn't going to New
York."

Ha