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MIP Old Timer

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 YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, IF



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cellphone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.



10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.



12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



13 Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.



14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



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#15 You have to use your mobile phone to phone your friends to find out the address, you know the email but have no idea where they live!


have a great day all


Best wishes


 


Chris.



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LOL  I liked that, yes I did scroll too    

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I'm doing okay cause I always turn the PC on then go to the kitchen, don't sit down to check my e-mail until I have that cup of coffee in hand.


(((Hugs)))


GammyRose



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 16. call from the end of the driveway to see if someone got the mail.


 17. check email before checking  the answering machine.


 


Yep! I was nodding and laughing and I scrolled up too!


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