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A couple of cute bumper stickers
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Im a drunk
Im not an Alcoholic
Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drugs lead to nowhere
But its the scenic route.

I child proofed my house
But they still get in.

Take revenge
Crap on a pigeon

Where the hell is
"Easy Street?"

If money is the root
of all evil
Why do churches
beg for it?

Keep honking
Im reloading

Ever stop to think
And forget to start again?

Work harder
Millions on welfare
Depend on you

Ive got the perfect body
But its in the trunk
Its been there for a while

The shortest sentence is
"I Am"
The longest is "I Do"

4 out of 3 people
have trouble with fractions

Driver carries no cash
Hes married

Take your ex out tonight
One bullet oughta do it

Have a good night guys!!

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Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..


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Good night John Boy

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Nic


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If you ever want every AA or Alanon member to come up and introduce themselves to you, everytime you park your car...


Try putting this sticker on it.


DENIAL IS NOT A RIVER IN EGYPT.


After a few years, I replaced it with:


Ned holding a shotgun saying: SUCH IS LIFE



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Such is life
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