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Phil

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Date: Jan 26, 2005

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Im a drunk Im not an Alcoholic Alcoholics go to meetings. Drugs lead to nowhere But its the scenic route. I child proofed my house But they still get in. Take revenge Crap on a pigeon Where the hell is "Easy Street?" If money is the root of all evil Why do churches beg for it? Keep honking Im reloading Ever stop to think And forget to start again? Work harder Millions on welfare Depend on you Ive got the perfect body But its in the trunk Its been there for a while The shortest sentence is "I Am" The longest is "I Do" 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions Driver carries no cash Hes married Take your ex out tonight One bullet oughta do it Have a good night guys!! __________________ Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..

stancamden

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Date: Jan 27, 2005

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Good night John Boy __________________ Back the bid for the Olympics anwhere else but London

Nic

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Date: Jan 27, 2005

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If you ever want every AA or Alanon member to come up and introduce themselves to you, everytime you park your car... Try putting this sticker on it. DENIAL IS NOT A RIVER IN EGYPT. After a few years, I replaced it with: Ned holding a shotgun saying: SUCH IS LIFE __________________ Such is life

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