Just wanted to say I have laughed out loud several times tonight and it feels really good. I am really enjoying getting to know folks on this board, and especially enjoy it when folks share their sense of humour.
We have all come a long way, and to be able to smile through things today, sure beats drinking, and makes it all a heap easier, I reckon.
It is good to have a safe place to just be. Unload our worries or share bits of our lives that are bugging us or bringing us joy. I have really come to appreciate this board.
I dunno where my ratbag mate Stan is tonight, but I have enjoyed laughing with him of late. I have just learned he is British, so that has only made me smile even more. I keep getting visions of that guy from "Are you being served"....
Maybe Stan's off making friends or something...
Really enjoyed Johns twelve step call. That was just so good.
I loved the way he described the motley crew. It is funny, I think... how we are all over the world...living totally different lives, and yet we each have the one common denominator that makes everything else okay. It's a good feeling... really makes me feel a part of things beyond my own little square.
Which guy from Are You Being Served? Young Mr Grace - well I've got my own hair thank you Captain Peacock - the pretentious sycophant? Not the regimental type, sorry John Inman? - "are you free?" Bend over please The young handsome guy who is always asking after Mrs Slocombe's pussy?
I seriously don't know. I used to have an identity but I really don't know who I am now: a biker but now I drive a Volvo station wagon; an outlaw but I went straight in the seventies and gave up smoking weed in the summer; the fattest person in the "Legs Bums and Tums" class; chartered accountant without a suit that has not worn a collar and tie for many many years either; drug-free hippy; middle aged teenie bopper; celibate sex-maniac; sober pisshead.
Nic you sound like you should have your own comic strip.
Phil - your own comic (the strip is not recommend under current climatic conditions).
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Twas very nice of you to think of me Phil! Today was much better, as roaring heat here generally always leads to a storm, so today has been steamy, but cooler. Somewhere up north, they can (like; put it in a tin) Sunshine for our less fortunate members of the Commonwealth. I will see if I can find you some.
Well Phil....Ta ta - I got. Pip Pip!?!?!?! Noooo idea. What on earth does pip pip mean, Stan?
You two have been chinwaggin on the phone? What a riot that would be... Emotional? Tears of laughter, you mean? Has me laughing out loud at the thought of it... Was it full of "What?" 's "Pardon" 's , and "Um, Say again, over." 's
Stan - it was definately John Inman - and this is the line that kept running through my head... he said it as he stepped in the lift.
"Ladies Underwe-ar. Goooing dooown!"
Now Stan, it seems you have finally revealed the real problem....
You SOLD the BIKE !?!?
For a VOLVO????
*falls flat on floor and gasps for a glass of water*
The bikes kept getting stolen. I lost a Triumph Bonneville and Yamaha DT250 that way. Someone tried to steal my Suzuki T250 but they got 50 yards on it before giving up trying to get it started.
I keep looking at bikes and thinking about getting one for the summer but that would be a really cliched mid life crisis statement - and I couldn't get any leather jeans in my size.
The Volvo is cool, man. It should be it has air conditioning. The in-car entertainment features over 600 CDs played through six speakers. The leather seats are very sexy when driving with no clothes on. It also has a powerful heater, being designed for use in the Arctic Circle duirng a Swedish Winter. From soaked and frozen to toasted in about 5 minutes. 180 bhp turbo leaves most behind at the lights. Highest speed I have done in it is 140. The top opens so you can feel the wind in your hair, and the best bit is you dont have to wear a helmet to drive one.
When I get back from Italy I want to sell it and buy a camper van. A John Inman of the automotive world?
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