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MIP Old Timer

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On or Off topic, list them.
2 of my all time favorites;

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
-Herbert Spencer


Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss



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"Ae man can lead a horse ta the water but twenty couldna gar (make) him drink." 
Scots proverb

"God grant me
the serenity to accept the ones I cannot change,
the courage to change the one I can,
and the wisdom to know it's me"
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And the redneck version....

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday.
23% on Tuesday.
40% on Wednesday.
20% on Thursday.
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4...
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen.


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hahahaha love it Phil! Great quotes... Doll I have always liked that Dr. Seuss one

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Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
Viktor E. Frankl

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hmmmm...

That brings to mind that....

"The best reaction..is no reaction"

I have a difficult time with that some days.....but its getting better...:)

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My favorite quote is something I heard at my first meeting, at every meeting since, and still hear. It gave me hope, and of all the suggestions given to me, it's the one I've taken literally and followed completely.

KEEP COMING BACK

Barisax

-- Edited by barisax at 14:21, 2007-05-10

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Just when I'm psyching the mind and getting into the wisdom.......here it comes.
Wren, He's off his "throne" again. God love you, Phil, for lifting our spirits!


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LOL, yeah. Kinda keeps a body humble, doesn't he? If I don't want to take myself too seriously, I just call Phil...he has this way with words...Wren

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2 quotes.

'Sympathy can be found in only one place, it's between Shit and Syphilis in a dictionary.'   (My ex boss, 2001)

and (regarding suicide) 'If life is that bad, it can only get better!'
(Me, 2001. This same quote was one said to me recently by a good friend, it helps).

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