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from an AA Friend ... (humor)
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RAMBLINGS OF A RETIRED MIND    biggrin.gif

 

Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "what brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, I'm interested in buying a refrigerator. She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?

 

 

 

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.

 

 

 

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

 

 

 

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'. 

 

 

 

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, 'Oh, have you gota cat?   Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'    

 

 

 

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.  I think you should write, 'An ambulance.' 

 

 

 

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.     
Then it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.    

 

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. 

 

 

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.    

 

 

 

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

 

 

 

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.    

 

 

 

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...' 

 

 

 

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.



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